This was meant to be an email, but the videos didn't work, so here it is.
Happy Birthday to John
Another Year has rolled on
He's just turned 18
*sniff* Growing up, is our John
Some beer in his hand.
Cheap stuff from Mace
But even with it all
There's a smile on his face
He's learning to fly
like some guy in the sky
But it's his idea of fun
And he's mom and dad's son
So we love him :-)
OK, I know, I can't say it half as well as I should, so I'll just let these guys do it ;-)
The second one's quite good :-)