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Monkey Waiters


We could probably all say we've had monkeys as waiters at some point... or could we? Not unless we've been to Japan and been served hot drinks and towels by Yatchan and Fukuchan (and not forgotten to give them a bean for their trouble) :)


Iran announces car for women


Ya big girl's.... car! Indeed

In the land where woman are permitted to drive cars, but not motorbikes (hence John's avoidance :P), it's been announced that it'll be producing a car with automatic gears, navigational systems (which would be useless for my mum, as she dislikes our SatNav, saying she dislikes being told what to do) and a special jack for avoiding grease on the chador

Cars get Parental Controls

MyKey, from Ford, will limit the car's top speed, stereo volume and place warnings on seatbelts.

Not wearing a seat belt will cause the audio to mute.

I will slowly kill all the things you love until you put on the seat belt...mwahahaha!